Burney's Boys BBall Rankings - Blasting Off

OC Top 10

1 Birmingham DCD – Kicking butts and taking names, per usual this team of year for the KEENER KAGE KREW!!! Next Stop: The Breslin Center?

2 RH Adams – Continues to impress….sick good this year…'NUFF SAID!!    

3 (tie) Clarkston – Wolfpack junior point guard Press Kampe really stepping his game up a notch this second half of this season….MAD PROPS are deserved for the C-Town K-Man!!!

3 (tie) Rochester – The OC's very own version of 'The Blue Man Group' is the hottest ticket in town….Can't wait for Saturday in the Falcons' Nest v. Romulus....  

4 North Farmington – TEAM NOGO playing some of the best basketball in all of Metro Detroit right now….YEAH I SAID IT!!!        

5 Southfield Christian – Eagles proving their chances at a repeat state championship are as alive and well as ever….TEAM BAKER has won 11 straight…WATCH OUT, SCS is as hot on the hardwood as Kate Upton is in the new SI Swimsuit Issue..FACT!

6 Southfield – These next two games will tell Burney if the 'Jays are legit

7 BH Lahser – Knights SUPERSTAR big fella, Yante Maten aka 'The Big Impact' is as cool as the other side of my pillow!!! I might also start calling this kid the 'Big Fund' since he's so fundamentally-strong with his hoops game

8 South Lyon – Senior floor general Luke Short is nothing SHORT of SPECTACULAR!!!

9 (tie) WL Central – Vikes sideline general Chuck Spolsky gets Burney's vote for Coach of the Year in the whole OC…....and Phillip Nelson gets his nod for MIP in the entire KLAA...MARK THAT DOWN!!         

9 (tie) WL Western – I've decided to nickname Warriors sophomore point guard Jeryld Booker 'The Professor' 'cause this kid is straight taking opponents to school on the court

10 OL St. Mary's – NAILS TOUGH in every way!!!