Burney's OC Football Rankings - Week 5

OC Top 10

1 Birmingham Brother Rice – Mike Roney is the best tight end you don't know about….YET!!! Him and Mr. Human Highlight Zone make up quite an underrated MAD NICE pass-catch combo

2 Clarkston – C-Town is THE PLACE to B-Town on the gridiron these days

3 Oxford – Surprise, surprise The Cats' are straight SICKNESS this fall, maybe instead of TEAM ROWLEY we should referring to O-Town as TEAM THERA-FLU

4 OL St. Mary's – The Eaglets' Pigskin Prowlers have a License to Thrill and they're using it at ALL TIMES

5 (tie) Oak Park – It's Greg Carter's world here in the OC, we're all just living in it……what did Burney tell you guys the day he took the job? I said with GC at the helm, KNIGHTS NATION became state powers immediately and I was right!

5 (tie) Southfield – Wanna know who Burney likes? The McDowell-Marshall-less D-Line in BlueJayLand, guys like Charles Harris, Aaron Turner and Aaron Cooper, among others, are really getting after it in 2014…….Just so NASTY!!

6 WL Western – He's only played four games of varsity ball, but junior quarterback Kyle Thomas has already reached SWAGGER LEVEL FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND TRILLION….make a note!!

7 South Lyon – All Burney can say is WOW!!!

8 FH Harrison – Another John Herrington classic!!!

9 West Bloomfield – Welcome back Eddy Wilson, captain of the Grocery Boyz Crew, all offensive players in the OAA Red beware!!

10 Novi Detroit Catholic Central – Alex Bock is one BAD, BAD man on the football field…THAT'S A BURNEY CERTIFIED FACT