Now introducing your new Southfield Christian starting backcourt;

Juniors Jalen "The Butter Man" Bouldes & Richard "Faygo Pop" Feagin.

With all state point guard Bakari Evelyn departing for Arizona this week, guard-duty for the Eagles' three-time defending state champion boys basketball squad has passed to Bouldes and Feagin.

To say they are ready for the collective responsibility would be the UNDERSTATEMENT of the decade!!! These two are as PRIMETIME in every way possible. Neon Deion Sanders, the original Mr. Primetime himself is beaming with pride somewhere as I write these very words.

Bouldes, SCS' new lead floor general, lives up to his nickname and has a game that's as soft and smooth as a giant stick of butter. His style is a rare combination of silky and bull-dog tough and he could have been the best back-up point guard in the OC last year…..YEAH, I SAID IT!!!

Feagin, sliding into the two-spot that belonged to graduating Lindsey Hunter IV the past three seasons, became famous last winter for coming off the bench and dropping MAD FAYGO-POP 3-BOMBS from all over the court. Expect more of the same in 2015, as Feagin is in the midst of a breakout summer hooping with Under Armour's One Nation AAU club.

Burney has just one more thing to say on this subject – CAN YOU SAY 4PEAT!!